Wednesday, October 16, 2013

But it's so tasty!

Great! Let's eat everything tasty.
Tasty, tasty ethylene glycol, diethylene glycol and lead sugar (it tastes like sugar but it's lead! Amazing!).

By now you have hopefully figured out that I am being sarcastic. There are plenty of things that aren't good for us that still taste nice. And you already knew that. But instead of spending so much energy on "Oh, it's so naughty but so good. I know I shouldn't." spend some energy on "Oh, this is yummy and good for me. Score! *nom*nom*nom*.". Guilt is the best spice but leave it for your freaky sex games with your consenting partner.